Top Ten Signs We Finally Have an Anti-Torture President
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# 10
We the people no longer have the dreadful sensation that we’re drowning.
# 9
The parallels with Nixon’s administration and the Vietnam war no longer apply.
# 8
Knee-jerk terror alerts become passé.
# 7
The sequel to the movie “Rendition” is canceled due to its implausibility.
#6
Seeing the vice president on the news doesn’t scare the kids.
# 5
“Gitmo” becomes, “No Larry, No Curly, and No Moe”!
# 4
It’s two-thousand and nine!
# 3
The president is seen reading a book and it isn’t a photo-op.
# 2
The president pronounces it like its spelled- “nuclear”.
And the # 1 sign
that we finally have an Anti-Torture President;
“Withdrawal” and “pull out” are no longer considered dirty words.
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