If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines
stock you would have $49.00 left
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would
have had $214.00.
Based on this analysys, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the
RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008
Case Wagenvoord of Open Letters to George W. Bush from his ardent admirer, Belacqua Jones sent me this and I thought I'd share it...