RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008

Case Wagenvoord of Open Letters to George W. Bush from his ardent admirer, Belacqua Jones sent me this and I thought I'd share it...

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines
stock you would have $49.00 left

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would
have had $214.00.

Based on this analysys, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the
401-Keg Plan!