Fall is just around the corner and that means only one thing -- it's time to update your furniture!
Dining room sets, especially dining room tables, seem very popular this season and it appears that the trend will continue, inspired by the Barney Frank's riposte that shook the world: Madam, trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table.
We are happy to present to our readers our favorite dining room tables, all low to moderately priced, available from such retail giants as Walnutmart, Target Obama, KKK-Mart and Crazy Barn.
Here, for example, is a stylish faux antique, made of severely distressed walnut and decorated with ample asshattery and semi-socialistic ruffles:
This model, below, is made of wood imitation and features a combination of some innovative touches such as a removable papier mache cover with the traditional racist overtones -- and as you can see, it is quite popular with the customers (it's perfect for tea-baggers' parties): (SEE MORE TABLES)