A Possible Use for Torture?

Thanks to the wise actions of our lawmakers in giving the president essential omnipotence over the handling of our detainees, we are pleased to announce we now have the ablility to test Mr. Foley and quanitfy with 100% accuracy how much more gay than republican he actually is.
Tests are being performed now at a high security installation and we expect to be able to deliver the exact result, depending of course on how nellie he turns out to be, in 48 hours or less.


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